imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

(via tye-dye-dreams)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

(via heart)

(Source: dallygreen, via inktoremember)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via so-personal)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

(via shouldnt)

buckkeybarnes:

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

(via parkingstrange)

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf, via unescapable)

nellie-elizabeth:

fucktearseatpizza:

dblack77:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

insanity-in-motion:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

(via shouldnt)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via hardc0remertt)